BREAKING
March 7, 2009
DRUNKEN VIOLENCE EXPLODES IN FORSAKEN HOUSE… JARF CORKED OVER ONE DOZEN TIMES IN DEN… SNATES DEMAND EMIGRATION TO L.I.C. POWER STATION… FIERCE CORKFIGHT IN BAT CAVE, ONE BAT DOWN, JARF HIT… JRAFS EMERGE AND CORK BATS AT WILL IN HALLWAY, DEN, WEST DRESSER… DPS POWERLESS, REFUSES TO INTERVENE AS OFFICERS TAKE SIDES… ANARCHY REIGNS
