BREAKING: Tab Plot to Cork Randyman Exposed
March 6, 2009
In an online interview, an “off-the-record” Bat claimed an attack was imminent during one of the Randyman concerts on either Saturday or Sunday. No comments have been made from any parties– Jarves, Snates, Bats or otherwise– regarding the incident. Randyman has neither responded nor called a press conference regarding the matter thus far. MAYES is expected in attendance for the concert.
The conversation en total:
X: can u keep something on the down lowFHN: yayaX: i heard some tabs are gonna cork randyman up as hes on stageFHN: this is a bad thingX: they’ll do anything to prove their bravado
No official word from DPS on tightened security, though residents should expect tightened security measures for both the MAYES and Randyman visits slated for this weekend.