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March 12, 2009

As of Thursday, March 12th, 2008: An empty Bat colony guarantees the continuance of the “Silent MAYES agreement”…  Jarf leaders calling the weekend absence of Bats “a chance to think long and hard about solutions to sectarian issues… New Randyman expose may incense longtime fans accoring to FHN source… MAYES to meet with Bat leaders over the weekend to assure continuance of ceasefire… Jarf leaders enthused by meetings, though they will be absent… Snate leaders say Bat-Jarf separation “beginning of the end” of violent winter…Sivitsbirds defeat Jarves in basketball playoff, next meeting to come soon… More news as events warrant… Stay tuned to Forsaken House News for updates.

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March 9, 2009

As of Monday, March 9th, 2:40 PM: MAYES departs on US Air flight, arrives in NC… Visit was “complete success”: FH Government… Calm extends over FH after chaotic Friday… Corks still litter Bat Cave area… Randyman concert widely panned by critics… more news as events warrant… stay tuned to Forsaken House News for updates.

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March 6, 2009

As of 12:01 AM, Friday, March 6th: MAYES visit begins with celebratory Jarves and Bats… Discussions halt without progress on possible Jarf Den lockdown… First violence-free night passes in Hallway and Bat Cave in some time, Jarf leaders express “a still-urgent sense of worry in the relief”… Randyman “nervous and excited” to return to Forsaken House for his first performance in years… Bat leaders give no comment to map revealing violence near Caves, admission to Tab existence prevalent over last two days… MAYES silent regarding FH visit… Three tabs siezed in Den, Jarf prosecuted with light enveloping… Jarf claims innocence, understands punishment…More news as events warrant… stayed tuned to Forsaken House News for updates.

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March 5, 2009

As of Thursday, March 5th, 1:00 PM: DPS reports calm, no incidents overnight… Residents report strong police presence across FH… MAYES set to arrive in less than 48 hours, expect closures and diversions throughout Den, Stairwell, Doorway… “Potential weapon” seized last evening in N. Jarf Den… No word from Tab or Jraf leaders… more news as events warrant… stay tuned to Forsaken House News for updates.

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March 4, 2009

As of Wednesday, March 4th, 8:06 PM: Near-corking incident leaves Jarves in fear of “lockdown” status for Jarf Den… Jarf Lauginhindlinghausen (J) calls for “level-headed clear thinking” in calling for a lockdown… last Jarf lockdown was imposed after mutiple corkings that left one Jarf without vision in November of 2008… Lauginhindlinghausen lifts Bat ban on Jarf Den in hopes of making Bats feel welcome… Anti-Jarf graffiti “scourge of the city according to prominent Jraves… Bat breathing assist rates at an all-time low according to new study… Laughlintown Jarves thinking of signing on to play rival Astoria Sivitsbirds and Long Island City MilesMen in a much-anticipated basketball contests next season… Randyman won’t let violence, homosexuality rumors deter his sold-out performances… more news as events warrant… stay tuned to Forsaken House News for updates.

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March 3, 2009

As of Tuesday, March 3rd, 4:35 PM: Accusations fly after Monday night corking… Bats #1 cause of trouble in FH: Jarf leader… Bats “hard-working, peaceful”: Bat leader… DPS considering checkpoint in Hallway on eve of MAYES visit… Randyman sells out back-to-back shows in Den Theater amid allegations of homosexual misconduct… more news as events warrant… stay tuned to Forsaken House News for updates.

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March 2, 2009

As of Monday, March 2nd, 2:12 PM: Jraves vow “swift vengeance for intolerable cruelty” after attempted corkings Sunday night… Jarves and Bats to come together under MAYES during historic visit… Forsaken House census to possibly include check boxes for Jraves and Tabs… Weekend promises to be fun and non-violent according to officials…more news as events warrant… stay tuned to Forsaken House News for updates.